WTF-OMG (Life & Living Book 1) by Martin E. Silenus

Author:Martin E. Silenus [Silenus, Martin E.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Martin E. Silenus
Published: 2019-02-05T23:00:00+00:00

Chapter 15: Sometimes

Sometimes I just startle myself with my “duh” level.

Went out to run up to the store for a few supplies and I start my Rodeo and its gurgling away while I sweep the snow off. It starts real easy because I have it plugged in and the car warmer on and it is not very cold today.

I get done and hop in and buckle up and back away and a sound stops in the cab. What the heck it is like fan quit. How the heck can that be I just replaced that darn heater fan motor last year. So I fiddle with the switch and decide, in my wisdom, that it just slipped back from speed two to speed one. So I switch it back and off I go to the grocery store.

As I am driving through the Lawson Heights parking lot to get to the grocery store I notice people are looking at me and smiling so I smile back. What the heck it is the xmas festive season and we don’t have too much snow, my truck works good, and it is not -50. Yup, that is stuff to smile about.

So I get o the grocery store and as I am getting out this guy drives by and rolls down his window and says to me “hey, you are dragging your extension cord”. Oh for crap sake, no wonder I was generating smiles wherever I went. Nothing like a person making a fool of themselves publically to make people smile is there.

So the sound that disappeared when backing out of my parking spot was the sound of the interior car warmer stopping because it was unplugged. Sometimes I scare myself.

And then there are times that people just scare me.

I am walking around the store getting some meat, bread, butter and I see this woman of undetermined age almost running through the store. How odd, she must be in a terrible hurry. I go on about collecting my goods and damn there is that woman again literally trotting around. She doesn’t look like a challenged individual just looks baked. I continue on and finish up and go to an open self-check out machine. I still have my gloves on while shopping and I do the checkout thing with them on too. Put the basket down and scan the items and then remove my gloves to run the debit machine.

I’m hearing a deliberate deep sighing, almost puffing, but the checkout machine is beeping and chatting away at me so I ignore it. The huffing and sighing is getting louder. What the heck, I turn around and here is this demented woman, the one that was running around the store, just glaring at me and by now literally hissing at me like some big cat. I don’t know what to do, what the fuck is her issue, so I smile at her. She gets red in the face and grabs my empty basket from the shelf and throws it on the floor.

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